Random
Source Code

King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.

Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.

by The Real King Idiot March 8, 2016


King Me

A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.

Daddy, I really want you to king me.”

by 45lovesthecrown September 15, 2022


King Hagan

A poor monarch, specifically one that should be dethroned.

King Hagan is a shit monarch and should be dethroned

by TonyCheese February 7, 2018


King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 4, 2021


Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022


king kyla

The most interesting girl that you have ever met in your life! you wont be in any of your classes but she will see you and sometimes talk to you in the morning

man that girl's a "King kyla"

by yourboyaustin21 January 15, 2018


Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch

Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”

by LeGooch syndrome May 6, 2024