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A really small dick that could only please an ant
Yeah my boyfriend barny we had sex for the first time and then I found out that he had a tic tac penis eewewwwwww
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The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
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when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)
girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!
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Is a lifestyle movement created by memebers of the Florida heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike. It's associated with the having of fun doing absolutly anything. Also, it's generally associated with raukus behavior, crude jokes, drinking, complete randomness, not caring what others think and generally having fun with everything and everyone. People involved in this movement will received nicknames based upon a funny incident in which they are assigned a random name. People may also recieve alter ego which they can spend the day under. It is said that the movement creates positive feelings and inner peace through having fun.
S.U.T.S: "Do you have your puppets?"
Pony: "of course, that's excactly what this bar needs, is a puppet show"
S.U.T.S "if you think it would work"
Pony: "Rawr bear penis"
S.U.T.S: "waist hugs?"
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The ultimate insult to your friends entire GENUS
Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it
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Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.
Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus
The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.
Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.
PoD: Penis of Destiny
An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:
Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.
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The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.
I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
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