when a girl finger herself with 2 fingers aka masturbating
jamie: I've been so stressed lately
sam: why don't you go do that 2 finger special wink* wink*
You shouldn't have gone looking for this.
Taylor shouldnt have looked for the pilot g-2 pens.
a h#rny bitch who like to be called a loser, dummy, idiot, love, darling, sweetheart, pretty boy including other pet names.
rando: “did you know that gnfswater hit 1.7k followers recently”
me: “yep that my pretty boy <3”
gnfswater #2
Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.
LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?
while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?
and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT
The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.
I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.
Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!
See also Blake and Tyler.
When people are testing out there sexuality and give each other blow jobs in a music room. They will try and cover up there "actions" by saying that is a dare.
Person 1: Omg! I just saw him doing a "practice room 2"
Person 2: They must be sexually insecure