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A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.
I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.
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A party in which you watch all the Harry Potter movies that have already been made up until midnight when you then pile in a car to see the next film. Often accompanied by Harry Potter look alike contests and Potter trivia.
Bro: "Hey Dude i'm dying my hair red and shaving lightning bolts into my leg hair for the Harry Potter pre game party!!"
Dude: "Bro, don't pregame too hard"
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what you say when you mean you wanna go to the movies.
-mary are you coming to the party?
-sure, simon alice in wonderland right?
-yup, at 7:20pm 3D atlantis.
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A retort against someone who takes a fun conversation way too seriously, to the point their very presence is a buzzkill.
Normal guy: I expected nothing and I still feel let down, lol. Couldn't have been any worse, right?!
Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.
Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.
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A proposed federal government party of Canada that would be a merge of all Green and New Democratic Party members.
The Green Democratic Party (GDP) would have a great chance of winning the next election!
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These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
Let us consult The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party
This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad
Ur not invited to my birthday party