Jason, a man known to be the Pussy master
He is a pussy god
When one is throwing up into a toilet
I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
you pray to these when getting a vaccine
kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"
A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Trash ass rapper from meadville. He thinks he the most fire person ever but he’s literally a bum. Swears he has the best drip but he dresses so dumb. Lame asf and will never make it in life. And his mom dead 😂
Person 1: You know Slay God right?
Me: Yeah hes trash asf
Red hair so supreme that it rules all gingers.
The sun was out and the light shined on Allan, unraveling what he had known since birth. That he was the chosen one, the ginger god.