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young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.
These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.
In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
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A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
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A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!
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See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.
You are a cumbustion cum bubble pussy fart.
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A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.
Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?
-What guy?
The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .
-O yahhhh! i heard about him.
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A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
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The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
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