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Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 12, 2011


Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 12, 2011


National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.

"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"

by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021


never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023


The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012


Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020


2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021