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When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )
Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.
meaning everyone is looking at you
girl 1 :gurl yesterday all eyes were on you
girl 2 : yeah I know
shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye
I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.
An eye stopper is a chip that is implanted in the eye ball to stop a human from crying.
A women is crying because her boyfriend has broken up with her. She then implants the eye stopper into her eyes and gets a new boyfriend.
When one becomes entirely zeroed in on one specific person/target/objective/etc with a predatory like focus. Unintentionally ignoring anything else important going on around them. Similar to what one might call getting tunnel vision. Individuals who are trigger happy are prone to getting shark eyes.
"Johnny got shark eyes when he pushed way too fast on the one enemy and didn't even notice the other player hiding who ended up killing him."
What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.
Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!
Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?