A Gay person who is irritating, but can be nice in the cases that you are like him/her.
You're the guy. #A Guy
They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
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A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.
Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
Guys who are into/turned on by feet as the primary physical attribute.
related: foot fetish
There’s boob guys, there’s thigh guys, and then there’s foot guys…
“He told me to wear sandals on our date, I hope he’s not a foot guy.”
That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl
“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”
A good guy is a nerdy guy that turns into a hot sexy badguy in a tik tok video.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that vidoe of Jacob becoming sexy and cool on tik tok?
Guy 2: Yeah! he's so cool now, what happened he was such a good guy before!