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A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
Guy 1 "Mine too"
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Ethan la fon cum stain is the man that is known for being covered by so much cum that he's as white as zach Ghazzi
Is that The Ethan La Fon Cum Stain?
Yes
When your mom brings a guy home and you fuck the guy after, receiving her sloppy seconds.
Random Guy: just got finished with your mom. who's down for round 2?
You: What Goes Around Cums Around i guess.
During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"
*intercourse advents*
A girl who. Is so fat and nasty she can only find a guy to have sex with at a homeless camp
That girl is just a homeless camp cum dumpster katie.
the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin
Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste
A women or man who lives for sperm and usually gets knocked up twice a year but aborts it
Jack- Do you want to have sex?
Danielle singing- “Yum Cum give me some”
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