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The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."
Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.
You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???
Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.
Business / Economics phrase for Black people
"According to our research analytics, our product has secured the market share of High Time Preference Americans. This appears to be a growing trend among Gen Z consumers."
A restaurant that always cooks their food with a microwave, clicking Time Cook 30. Their food is usually frozen and Gordon Ramsay would never approve of it.
Man, that Mexican resurant was terrible! It was a Time Cook 30 restaurant for sure!
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What is π multiplied by 2.5?
2.5 times π (pi)
Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.
Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
Most likely a Jesse. A man in full. Always cooler than a Ashley although Ashley's are still most beautiful person in the room. Her cool meter is lower than a big papa.
Damn that Jesse is a big papa huge time.