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Putting glitter in your ass and farting it out.
Last night a stripper gave me a glittery pink eye.
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
sent by someone who likes you, more than likely on snapchat. if you receive one of these, this person is a simp for you
“They sent me an eye pic!! i cant believe they like me back!!”
When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.
1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.
2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!
A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
1. Someone who has very distinguishing vision.
2. A compliment for long vision.
1. My friend has a sniper's eye and can tell the difference between almost anything!
2. You have a nice sniper's eye.