One who eyes specific parts of the female body, specifically sexual areas.
I was getting checked out by this Eye Guy and it was so weird.
Thing-ey-me-bober was deriged from the word thing-e-me-bober(Leigh B& associates)which definition can be found on this site.*NOTE* some ppl may take affence to this word because it is deriged from the word thing-e-me-bober which is deriged for the word thing-e-me-chose.
Look at that thing-ey-me-bober!!
That's a weird thing-ey-me-bober!
almost entirely closed eyes, that look like you have smoke ur body weight in weed..
When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period
I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula
When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes
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Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.