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The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
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a bakery full of sugar glazed donuts with nut and toe jelly or when someone doesn’t wash their toes and they get “narsty”
“You are smelling like a sugar nut toe bakery!! Shut up!!”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”
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To trail off on a tangent during conversation, and not realise that the people around you are beginning to think you are crazy.
Sam and Dani were conversing about politics. When Dani started on about political puns, Sam thought to himself, 'off your nuts, AGAIN!'
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term used to describe an all out shitshow, full of drunk people with copious amounts of alcohol, drugs and wanton sex. just time for a rager.
" yo ross, were goin nuts tonight"
" I havent seen you in 4 weeks, we have to go nuts tonight."
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Any girl has to make you nut as many time as she wants
National nut day and girl has to make you nut
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It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.
At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
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something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
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