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off my penis

Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"

"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"

Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person

"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down

"Hey, get off My penis man, you're annoying me"

by Tru3k1 September 18, 2007

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


magic penis theory

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"

by Michael Doyle June 5, 2003

17πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

by Lips March 23, 2004

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


penis morrison

a gay boi wit a slick n greesy hair style.

slick dick

by Irv scotty December 2, 2003

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


5 inch penis

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2

Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.

by snakles__530 January 17, 2017

8πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Kung Pow Penis

Kung pow penis is a entity or a person or whatever you want it to be whatever it is it’s with infinite knowledge and it’s also a ultimate superior supreme religion.

Ching Chong:Yo have you heard of my religion.
Bing Bong:No I haven’t what is it.
Ching Chong:It’s Kung pow Penis

Bing Bong:So what type of religion is Kung Pow Penis.
Ching Chong:It is the ultimate superior supreme religion.
Bing Bong: *Dies*

by Kung Pow Penis August 12, 2018

18πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž