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Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.
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A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
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When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.
Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!
Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
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The positive counterpart to bad news bears; a cutesy or informal way of expressing that some event is/was a positive one.
"I got 100% on my psych quiz! Good news geese."
"Dude, you won that contest? Good news geese for you."
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A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.
Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!
Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
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The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.
"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."
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A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.
She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.
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