Feeding the Monkey

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).

Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"

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in-bred island monkey

An endearing term for the English. A people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. This could be why they have bad food, warm 'lager', ugly women, shitty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. These 'facts of life' are why the English are most often encountered in a pub.

Tom: Those Brits sure like to make fun of us for being Americans.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.

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hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

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wisconsin leopard monkey

found only around devils lake wisconsin the wisconsin leopard monkey is similar to the squirrel but red in color the leopard monkey also sounds similar most mistake it as a red squirrel

no examples the wisconsin leopard monkey has never been photographed

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Monkey D Luffy

A kid who wants to be the king of the pirates with his Nakama but also saves countries and defeats evil along the way hates being called a hero tho but loves meat and to be honest, I love meat too. He's also part ASL (Ace, Sabo, and Luffy) which is a small group of 3 kids who declared their brotherhood with sake.

A: So who is your favorite Asl brother.
B: My favorite is Monkey D Luffy.

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Monkey Wolf

A really hairy vagina, Can you say nasty?

Um, this bitch need to stop dancing. Her monkey wolf all out !

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Paper Monkey

The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey

Queen Smilie Creator

My Favourite Stalkee

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!

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