Meat pie

A pussy.

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty

Meat pie

The act of having sex with of gay men. E.g. a gay orgy.

An Australian colloquial for a gay group sex orgy.

Man last night i went to the court and took 4 guys and a homeless dude back to my hotel for a meat pie, it was filthy as.

Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.

Be my meat station.

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".

"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"

Bunk Meat

Your prison bunkmate/lover’s genitals.

My old celly, Big Andre from cell block d, had the sweetest bunk meat on the market.

Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA

Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!