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Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 28, 2009


mammoth double nut brown

A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.

I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.

by tummy12359382262 October 15, 2011


Suicide nut before November

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someoneโ€™s name in their house. The point of โ€œsuicideโ€ is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!

Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didnโ€™t get caught.

by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.

Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test

by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


hanging from my nuts

1.A term used to describe somone who is copying the style of another and or "perpetrating der flavor".
2.A term used to describe someone who is always trying to get somthing from you, it is describing how they always seem to be "hanging from my ball/nut sack".

1.John:Dude if you was hanging from my nuts any harder you would be a second ball sack.

2.John: Man I'm tired of this fucker always coming around, he is fucking hanging from my nuts is what he is doing.

by Funk Master Steven January 15, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.

1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!

by dale cooper March 3, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.

Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!

by Nut Shot February 4, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž