A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀
Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?
The kinda meal that no matter how hard you try you can’t stop thinking about her. Whether you had her yesterday or many years ago, you still think about her everyday.
She’s the type that can change your world with just one bite of her deliciousness. She is a gift and a true treasure. Kraft simply could never.
That Mac N Cheeze from Beatnic made me believe in love again.
two old people fucking real hard
ma you n joe was embarrassing with all that mad bone n
When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.
Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!
The person who chooses to play shotos instead of learning a more diverse character gameplay wise
"That nigga just be playin Shoto's N Shit" - Riq
The fetish of when a girl with braces giving you head, and a pubic hair gets caught in them
Bro, last night we had a bate n’ tackle incident it felt reeeeaaaally good
That one guy absolutely everyone knows and loves, but has no discernable skills
P1: you do you know that n****?
P2: oh yea! We used to play cookie clicker together