A guy that likes to be molested, commonly used by the abusers to reference those who they determine those that can be molested.
So you are an okay guy. That means you like how I touch you here!
That boy over there is an okay guy
A person who is insanely good at something but isn't know at all
This rando is a total mush guy! I lost 5 ranked matches against him!
An Uber guy. A man who is an ultra man a man’s man someone who doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body. He’s so straight it’s painful. Also a man who tends to be over sexualized. He is single but he has an excessive amount of sexual activity.
See that guy hitting on the waitress he’s such a guy mandude69. She doesn’t know what she is in for.
"number 15: fatty spotted at Walmart, the Cheetos gave him the heeby geebees and the giggly gigglys and the drinky drinkys"
fatty borger guy in mcdonalds ordering some fries and mieiendonnlds spwiot
An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.
Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf
A guy that likes things that end in "ing". Such as hunting, fishing, etc.
My friend likes to go hunting and fishing. I don't. I'm not an "ing" guy. I prefer a good book.
Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend.