C-Penn

C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”

Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.

Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?

Sign Guy

A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.

Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy