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Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

by Broman memedude March 21, 2023


Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018


Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

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by Crowie The Crow November 8, 2023

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Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 4, 2019


Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly

*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy

by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022


green lorax guy

a green suspisious looking character from the lorax

muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay

by big Zebop November 12, 2020


Locker Guy

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!

Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:

by locker girl(; November 19, 2012