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sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant
Steve Booska's Mac N' Cheese is the best in the trailer park. Even better than parking brakes and Christmas lights. It is a grand delicacy that everyone should have to try at least once in their life.
You should try Steve Booska's Mac N' Cheese!!
noun. A term used to describe a females hairy, juicey "in a bad way" vagina.
Why did you throw a munch on rosie o'donald's furry tuna taco with extra cheese.
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an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.
bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.
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"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).
6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"
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Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.
Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese
Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
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The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.
Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater
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