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Fluffy-dickle-penis

That time of day when the sun sets / rises and the clouds and sky turn that lovely shade of pink. This term can also be used to name that color of pink. Not just the specific time.

"I should really be getting home. Its already fluffy-dickle-penis out."

by discarded April 9, 2016

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


my penis hurts

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing

obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes

by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dried up penis

The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.

by wray May 10, 2006

5πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Bacon Flavored Penis

Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.

I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP

by DarkBeauty May 1, 2006

11πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

by Rm18.K September 4, 2018

116πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Asian Penis Syndrome

A geological phenomenon in which men of Asian countries, particularly Korea and Japan, have significantly smaller penises in both measurements of length and forth, than the worldwide average. This can be seen in penis comparison date on websites like Visualizer.com.

Asian Penis Syndrome is a major factor in the difficulty that Asian men have in pursuing relationships with Asian women who prefer better endowed white partners.

Lisa Peachy is such a good person, she’s willing to overlook her husband’s Asian Penis Syndrome.

by DrStevenBrule September 6, 2022

19πŸ‘ 139πŸ‘Ž