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when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing
obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes
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I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase
KEY: d=drinks
m=mass/weight
AC=<Alcohol Content%>
Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀
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The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.
Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.
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Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.
I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP
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Sperm. High quality Sperm.
baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
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is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is
Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?
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A geological phenomenon in which men of Asian countries, particularly Korea and Japan, have significantly smaller penises in both measurements of length and forth, than the worldwide average. This can be seen in penis comparison date on websites like Visualizer.com.
Asian Penis Syndrome is a major factor in the difficulty that Asian men have in pursuing relationships with Asian women who prefer better endowed white partners.
Lisa Peachy is such a good person, she’s willing to overlook her husband’s Asian Penis Syndrome.
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