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She is still the best person in DITF, but she deserves better with ravor in season 2.
A day so bad it causes one to forget you were nearly decapitated the day before.
OMG, yeah almost getting hit by that tree made me totally forget I was there right after the fatal crash on 80/94 this morning. I was going west, and they had Torrance blocked off. Car was obliterated. Then on the way home, Torrance and Calumet were closed because there was supposed to be a riot in Cal City. LOL MOST 2020 DAY EVER!
--Ray Huntington
If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll
Slap Animal Name 2020
HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol
Hahah
St Patrick’s Day 2020
The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.
This time will only happen 2 times on 4/20/2020 at 4:20 AM and 4:20 PM and will never happen again.
Guy #1: The time is 4:20 on 4/20/2020. Guy #2: Let's smoke up! Guy #1: Yep.....4/20/2020 is also the same day this was published on Urban dictionary! ✌️
Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!
Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!