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One with an unusually small cock.
"Damn is that a tic tac!"
"No, it's just Christian's penis."
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The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...
Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.
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A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.
Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian
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Christianism is based by Jesus de Nazareth, died in year 30 of the era which inaugurates its birth and called as for a Christian. Community diversified representing the third of the population of the sphere. It expresses in languages, texts, monuments and sometimes images which are one of the great sources of the western culture. The founder is recognized like CHRIST, by the Christians, who took their name from this title. The older tradition calls him Jesus Christ. Christianity very targely majority in Europe and America, gathers the three great confessions resulting from the education of it founder: the catholisisme, the Orthodox Church, the Protestant church and anglicanism.
Believing by faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, we remember this event by taking communion and placing empty crosses within the church.
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A cult full of stupid fuckers.
Christianity is a cult, not a religion.
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Do things for Jesus.
Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are
-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*
-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."
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A religion so insipidly retarded that a 5 year old could drink a can of alphabet soup and shit out a more believable story than the bible
If it's 2021 and you still want a government based on Christianity, you're a fucking idiot and should seek help
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