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Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.
Oh man that shit was next day crispy.
The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad
Samantha: Ew
An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.
A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
Is that Johnny boy over there?
Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"
a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.