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Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.
At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
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Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
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(n) A rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross asses.
Philly was doing his 'Ace Ventura' bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. You should have seen the gigantic cloud of ass dust that exploded out of it.
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Term used to show poor quality of something/someone.
This is the most sorry ass movie I've ever seen.
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A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.
Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.
Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass
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When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!
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