Attack Dogs

Dogs used by the police, military, and nuns to enforce the law, fight combatants, and control children. Breeds typically used in the past have included German Shepherds, Pit Bulls, and Great Danes.

When the child forgot to do his homework, he was fed to the School Attack Dogs.

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Vagina Attack

Noun

1. A females cycle
2. A week of the month when a female is very angry, emotional, and has cravings for fattenng foods.
3. When a female shows extreme ammounts of anger towards other people ussualy males
4. A time when men should run in terror

Tyler: "Dude, why did you just let lauren punch you in the face?"
John: "She's having a vagina attack..."
Tyler: "Oh, no wonder why she was eating all that choclate."

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cringe attack

To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

I looked at my yearbook today

And are you feeling nostalgic?

Not all dude.. the way I used to dress and my haircut were so awful it gave me a cringe attack

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tranny attack

when 2 trannies that frequent urban dictionary attack you you get tranny attacked.

s. vitale and m. rehmeyer will tranny attack if provoked.

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knap attack

the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face

so last night i sprung the knap attack on her right after she fell asleep

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Ice Attack

When you raise the glass you're drinking from a little bit too high to get the last drops out and the ice falls forward and hits you in the face.

Sarah was drinking the last of a nice glass of iced tea when suddenly there was an Ice Attack on her face.

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Fanic Attack

An intense attack of anxiety experienced while watching your favorite TV show. Characterized by feelings of impending doom, and/or trembling, sweating, pounding heart and throwing things at your television set.

OMG. I had a total fanic attack when Lois disappeared through time halfway into the season eight finale of Smallville.

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