n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.
At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.
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When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness
"We went to Chicago and when we got home I gave her the Chicago cumshot"
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A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?
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When a female eats a large meal of mexican food than takes laxatives. Then right before discharging, the man fucks her anally in an attempt to prevent defication.
I took my lady to Toxic Hell last night and gave her a Chicago Backstop later.
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When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter
I left a red mark on shirley's back when I gave her a chicago typewriter
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Hamilton, ohio In the 1920 Chicago gangsters made Hamilton, Ohio their second home. John Dillinger is documented to have been a visitor to Hamilton. During World War II, due to the large number of gambling and prostitution establishments such as Madame Freeze's and the long row of prostitution establishments along Wood Street (now called Pershing Ave), the entire city was declared off-limits to military personnel.
Hamilton is still known as little Chicago, although it is now just a drug infested shit hole, that some folks call home.
Screw Cincinnati, lets go to little Chicago, the crack rocks are bigger there.
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The rudest team in AHL history.
Not the Blackhawks farm team.
The Chicago Wolves suck.
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