Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas
That cactus junk hurt my vagina
When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.
Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
The act of eating out a floppy, smelly Vagina.
When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends
the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit