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A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh
holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!
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Hollister, California is a small town located in San Benito County. It has one High School called San Benito High School, where most of the kids in San Benito County go. Most people refer to it as "The High School."
As of 2010, the population was 34,928. It was 65.7% Hispanic or Latino, 29.1% White, 0.7% African American, 0.3% Native American, 2.4% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, and 0.1% other.
West Side and Northside are where most of the poor people live and where most of the gang activity takes place. EastSide is where the lower income-middle class live, some gang activity occurs there. And SouthSide is where the rich people live.
Hollister does not have much to do for young teens without transportation, most just walk target like it's a mall.
Hollister is often confused with the store Hollister Co. People will always ask if it's a beach town. When you respond no they will then ask if there is even a Hollister store in Hollister. Hollister Co. ad Hollister, California HATE eachother. Hollister Co. wanted Hollister, CA to change it's name even though Hollister CA has been here WAY longer. Rediculous.
Hollister is a very beautiful place. It is almost surrounded by mountains and has a lot of open fields. Agriculture is a big thing in this town.
Becausue of Hollister's high Hispanic population, it has a ton of delicious authentic taquerias, panaderias, super mercados, etc.
If you move to the right area of Hollister, I'm sure you will love it there. Kind of.
*2 bored teens in Hollister*
"Ayye what you wanna do"
"Lets hit up Target!"
"I'm down!"
*A group of gangsters walking*
"Yee Hollis 831 homie!"
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "I'm from Hollister, California"
Person 1: "Is it like a beach town?!"
Person 2: "No it's a small ghetto town full of gangsters and cowboys"
Person 1: "Oh, well there's a Hollister store in Hollister right?"
Person 2: "NO!"
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1.) People, typically from the Midwest who believe everything about California is fantastic and talk constantly about running away and/or hitchhiking there.
2.) California natives as well as others who've become increasingly obsessed with California state; Primarily major Southern California cities (Los Angeles, Hollywood & San Diego). As well as California (pop)culture; Including the California Pizza Kitchen, PAC-Sun, Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard.
I'm moving to Fresno as to avoid further damage from the infectious California Syndrome.
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When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.
Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.
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rotational fisting whilst dressed as a bear
"i picked up my costume and he gave me a california twister"
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When a male applies icy hot to his testicles before mating
"Damn girl you gon experience a california igloo tonight"
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The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.
Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.
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