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Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.
Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"
Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"
Becky: "No."
Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"
When a girl on a camel with big boobs propositions you. Also known as the "sandy set-up" and the "double-hump pump."
Ah, shit. I got wicked drunk in Marrakech and this chick camel triped me! I felt like I was back in the cougars!
when a female's pubic hair is visible through her pants in addition to her having camel toe
She was able to fix her camel toe but no amount of fabric could hide her camel throw
A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .
Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .
When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik
He a spastikated camel
A gas station or mini mart owned by a middle easterner. Camel Stores are usually small and dirty. The owner usually speaks little or no English. Camel Store bathrooms are particularly dirty, they also water down their gas. Camel Store owners sell junk food under WIC and Food Stamps, they also ring up multiple bags of pork rinds for black people buying Newport's with food stamps. Signs in the windows usually read in big print "WE ACCEPT QUEST CARDS" Camel Stores cheat the lottery so you never get any good scratch off's or paper tickets. If a jackpot is won at a camel store it's usually by the owner. Camel Stores in bad neighborhoods get robbed a lot, so they put prison like bars over the glass windows with a little slot to put your money into. Generally, camel stores are a last resort. Popular names for camel stores are Marathon, Mobil, Amaco, 7-11, and occasionally BP, Speedway, and Citgo. Some also have off names like Hico or Himalayan.
"Don't shop at Marathon, that's a camel store"
"I bought a powerball from the camel store and lost, I only got 10 miles to the gallon from their gas too"