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To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.
Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.
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A weirdo who tries to lure girls in through email...
A wild Christopher Gonzalez Bonilla appears!
Everyone: Simp!
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A gay boy who really likes boys a lot. Like a lot a lot. He came out as Gay when he was only 8. his whole room has pride flags. He also identifies as black because he thinks all white people are stupid. He also loves Kamala Harris and is voting for her in 2024. 🏳️ 🌈
Grayson Christopher Panas’s hero is Mr. Floyd
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A high school where all the kids are always in the juul room instead of class
Girl: What school do you go to
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please
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The legend Who invented the word 'fatneek'
Harry Christopher George Lewis is the only guy who KSI has fucked up and got kicked in his ass by.
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the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.
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my lovely red head. he is the best thing thats ever happened to me. he treats me like a real woman. he has the most amazing smile and perfect brown eyes. hes the love of my life. he is so funny and i cant wait untill we take the relationship to the next step. he is all i could ask for and he is my one and only. I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPERR!
Christopher<333 is just amazing.
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