To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.
I am cooking cookies.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.
A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.
Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!
A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.
Hey, what are you doing tonight?
No plans at all!
Are you up to a cooking and chill?
To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.
She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.
MORE LIKE JUNK COCK AHHAHAHHAHAHDHSGXVSD IUJFVEHGV VAAHHAHA IM FUNNY
probably from china idk
John: "Dude, what are you doing?"
Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."
The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes
Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice