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Leaving the tip at a restaurant.
Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.
This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
I’m a shark In a dress
Your a creep?
On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.
“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.
"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."
An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.
I don’t have anymore clean clothes so I had to go do laundry in my struggle dress.
A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit
Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"