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stupid mother fucker with no balls and curly hair is a sexist pig and rapes baby cows because be SUCKS slot of sucks
your so ethan
3👍 6👎
The biggest douche lord ever to walk this earth. I'd rather spend my whole life in the town of burlington than spend an hour with him. Id rather do a tree with a penis than this flamboyant man. His faggoty ways piss off everyone who comes into contanct with him. i feel bad for his mother. He is consistantly an asshole.
WARNING: If you veiw his facebook pictures, you will puke and die.
Kara: Hey have you met Ethan Cock?
Caroline: No, i prefer Dyl. Dyl knows how to treat a woman.
Kara: Das true.
23👍 88👎
An asshole who has no feelings for others and always tries to look cool. And somehow, Ethans are usually really popular. They are huge retards and are good at nothing except sports.
"Damn, that kid is awesome at sports! But he's a real jerk."
"Oh, that's because he's an Ethan!"
15👍 53👎
a HAIRY dude with a little brother sidekick. Both of whom smoke wayyyy too much weed, and need to find girlfriends.
Jonah - "Duuude what kind of animal is that walking down Olympic smoking?"
Matt - "Thats just an Ethan. Can't you see the little Avery next to him?"
41👍 172👎
Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.
11👍 37👎
A creepy ass queer who enjoys to stare into your eyes when you aren't looking, trying to be stealthy. He is deeply devoted to you even if you show no interest. He will even threaten to beat up your boyfriend because he is jealous. He rarely showers, and wears the same clothes every single day. He has worn the same hat for 7 years straight and resembles Tarzan. He enjoys keeping food on his pants to save for later when he's hungry and wears really tight skinny jeans, trying to look sexy. He is overall a creepy, greasy,horny, stalker.
~Omg Ethan is staring at me again....
-Well tell him to stop!
~No! He'll go into some psychotic stalker fury and kill me and my family!!
34👍 148👎
really annoying and has a high pitched voice. makes girls scream and run away.
4👍 10👎