february 18th

today is the day the legend jhope of bts was born . we must all drink sprite

dude: hey its february 18th , you know what that means
other dude : WE MUST ALL DRINK SPRITE

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February 20

February #20 the day where people with big dicks are born that deserve hot girls

February 20 holy shit sweetheart your hot holy shot honey u have a big dick

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February 5th

National Do whatever you want with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day.

Hey, guess what? Its February 5th! We can do whatever we want with our boyfriend/girlfriend!

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february 14

the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries

girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty

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February 17

National Kiss my Ass day
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions

Karen: Sam, you really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health and my baby.
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th

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17th February

17th of February national hug every last one of your friends day

Person: wanna hug?
Another person: why?
Person: it’s 17th February

Another person: sure!

You see Kylie over there, I’m gonna hug her today because it’s 17th February

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No Fap February

Much like NNN, but with a twist. You cant Fap,You cant even lay a single finger on it. this works for all genders, we don't discriminate here. Have fun folks!

Dylan : Hey man I'm going to try No Fap February

Ryan : Dude! You failed NNN what makes you think you can win this?

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