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To masturbate using a slice of ham
I go through about 56 packets of ham a week with them ham glam glorys
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When you shove a coney up a dudes ass and suck it back out to eat.
Hey bro did hear Marston did a Kentucky glory hole on his boyfriend last night?
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Glory is the most beautiful structure you could ever lay your eyes on, glory is a kind of person she wants to love and protect anything that really means a lot to her. She loves you at your best and also at your worst. Glory is my #@Aadat.
Father God, we thank you for your grace and your mercy, for allowing us to be together under your covenant and God we thank you for the revelations and for the breakthroughs; for your direction and for your healing. We thank you God for the opportunity to just be a vessel for your kingdom. God we trust you, we love you, we honor you, and all glory is yours. Amen.
The art of life, Dad's Glory and my Aadat has a great expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity.
“Thank you Heavenly Father. You heard my petition. You have answered my plea.
May your name be glorified and be praised.”
“In all things, may the victory come to us while the glory goes to God. We can't handle the glory... It only brings pride to us! We can handle the victory... It brings a joyful life!”
I can't glow without my glory(#@AADAT)
The indiscretion of getting sexual pleasure from either a man or a woman as the "giver."
A straight guy made the argument that he is not gay because he bent over another man, he just suffers from Glory Hole Syndrome.
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When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.
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When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.
Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.
Bobby: I don't have that problem man.
Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.
Bobby: Nice!
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When you make a hole in your floor to take a fat dump on your downstairs neighbor.
Friend 1: Yo, I just made a Reverse Glory Hole to fuck with my bitch ass neighbor
Friend 2: Ohhhh jesussss
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The act of placing a American Flag over unattactive women's face and giving her one for your Country.
Holly was no beauty but Butch did the right thing when he fucked her for olde glory for serving her Country.
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