degrees of freedom

-the measurement of temperature in America.

1: Dude, it’s so hot out here. What’s the temperature?

2: I think the weatherman said it was 74 degrees of freedom.

1. Damn, that’s revolutionary.

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freedom biscuit

croissant

We're boycotting France so, so I call a croissant a freedom biscuit.

freedom biscuit freedom biscuit

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Freedom wall

The great firewall of America.

I tried to get on the internet, but the freedom wall redirected me to amernet instead.

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freedom pass

A pass issued by Colonial Williamsburg that allows the bearer free admission for the year. The freedom pass is sometimes mistaken for passport by Patrick-esque individuals.

Mom, I forgot my freedom pass!

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Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

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operation iraqi freedom

Most pointless military operation since the Cursades.

Just goes to show you that one man playing with fire can get an entire country burned.

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pardon my freedom

since we are going through a french to freedom revolution, IE: freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom kissing. since the fraise pardon my french exists it is now pardon my freedom.

Doc: sry but u have aids

Guy: MOTHER FUCKER

Guy: o pardon my freedom

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