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When you suddenly think of some completely random question that has to be looked up on Google and answered right at that very moment.
This syndrome usually leads to the more serious illness of Google Search Syndrome or in more serious cases, Youtube Syndrome.
Jill : "... I wonder how much the average male platypus weighs..." *leaves to go on the computer*
Alex : "Ugh. You have Google Syndrome again!"
FIVE HOURS LATER.
Jill : "Alex, did you know that the average human accidentally eats 8 spiders in their life?"
Alex : "Ugggh."
9 HOURS LATER.
Jill : "Hahahaha! Oh, Fred! He's so funny. Can we go buy some helium to talk like him?"
Alex : "...."
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Popular act among know-it-all-brats.
With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.
Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.
A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.
If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!
Example 1:
Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!
Example 2:
Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"
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The process of frantically querying google to find rare/uncommon information vital to your current wellbeing.
Whose going on the google quest to find the best thai place that delivers here? not it!
How do i get the name of the second frontmost application in applescript? ugh! time for a google quest.
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noun, an online battle where the importance of a topic is determined by which topic gets the most returns after being googled.
They argued over who was more popular, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, after the google fight, it was clear, as Britney had 20 million more hits.
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The act of looking up a person on facebook in order to acquire basic information about them such as mutual friends.
Person A: Do you know Sarah McGee?
Person B: I don't know, let's facebook google it and see if we have any friends in common.
Person A: That's such a great idea! And we can look at her profile picture too.
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the next twitter memefest, a place where all the memers post their memes when the teacher dosent know. something worth to have a memorial for when your teacher catches you and puts you out of google classroom.
noah: hey did you see my post on google classroom
patrick: no
noah:
patrick: did you see my new meme
noah: ye
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Defecation of Google proportions. Everything about the turd exudes creativity and forward thinking. A Google Turd is not just left, it is 'posted'.
Paul posted a Google Turd in the office.
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