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Going goose

Way harder than going wild, turkey, or ham. A level only obtained by the elite few who are able to take it to the next level in any given situation

Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose

by Eggsforbreakfast123 December 20, 2011

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Milking the goose

Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.

Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!

by Ice Kube January 22, 2012

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goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

by borWorm January 25, 2007

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filthy goose

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)

Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!

by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 16, 2003

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Goose Flu

The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.

Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!

by cptGRRR December 22, 2009

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goose legs

The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.

Man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.

by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013

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lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.

I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!

by cassa1111 November 14, 2009

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