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When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.
The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.
When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.
Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired
So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake
Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude
Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.
David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!
The cheapest, shittiest of hotdogs. Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel.
This frozen hotdog tastes like shit, smells like shit, looks like shit, and probably is a shit.
The best One Grid server in the world
That's it I am done with the server my team is moving to Rusty Hotdog
When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.
You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*