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A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”
I want to do everything to you and your family
“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
Boy: can I party with you?
Girl: Hell yeah!
Boy: you know what I mean?
Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh
The original hero name of Yuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia (also known as Boku no Hero Academia), before Midnight suggested he shorten it to "Can't Stop Twinkling".
Shining Hero: I can not stop twinkling.
The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.
Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"