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The greatest athlete to ever walk the face of the earth, The GOAT of all sports if there ever was one.
“Omg did you see his shot the other day? Call him Jerry bofum”
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Tom Jerry, a large stocky, coloured man who can bench press 200kg. He's a huge hit with the ladies due to his enormous penis and girls become enticed by the sight of his thick veiny meat. The first of the Jerry generation.
"Why can't you be more like Tom Jerry?"
"I wish I was Tom jerry"
"woaah check out that guys Tom Jerry!"
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Is good good meth, dat fire ass shit
P: That nigga got some ben and jerrys, nigga is twacked out his mind
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When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.
Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!
Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.
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When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."
She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.
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an extra ball bag for more power during intercourse
I used a few Jerry bags on wife last night, and i cummed 4 litres
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A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.
someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.
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