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When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"
" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2
A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
A person who has mastered and perfected the skills needed for the operation of being in charge of the correctness and timely delivery of guest orders.
As being the Kitchen Ambassador, every guest in the dining room is my guest. They are dining in "MY" Restaurant (Home), enjoying a great meal and time at every "Beer Dinner".
A conversation that includes information that cannot leave this discussion, includes tea that cannot be further spilled.
Imma tell you this but it’s a kitchen conversation, so it stays between us.
A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.
*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.
Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.