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I once asked my history teacher if he knew who John Laurens was. He said no. Here's what I said:
"You don't know who John Laurens is?? (erm, I guess WAS but anyway) And you're a HISTORY TEACHER?!"
"Well, what made him memorable?"
"Ya know, he was..in the revolutionary war, he fought against slavery, ... his dream was to create the first black battalion, but, he died before that could happen, and...he was in a bisexual relationship with Alexander Hamilton."
"Ah, Hamilton history!" And he got up and left. And then we had a long discussion about Alexander Hamilton and this is where e learned about my obsession.
Anyway, below you'll find some information about John Laurens.
John Laurens lived in the late 1700's. He was really against slavery and junk. He didn't have a legacy until 2015. He and Alexander Hamilton sent love letters back and forth. He married out of pity; for he never really took an interest in women. John Laurens was an artist and he drew a picture and took care of a turtle when he was younger. He loved nature and turtles. John Laurens was originally played by Anthony Ramos but is now played by Anthony Lee Medina in the Broadway musical entitled "Hamilton." Hamilton is the best musical ever.
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Lauren Croker
A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Dillion Harper's doppleganger.
Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.
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This meme originated from the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom when one of the voice actors, specifically Jeremy Shada, accidentally spills a spoiler. Then, someone started a meme that Lauren Montgomery, one of the executive staff, is going to lock Jeremy up in her basement to prevent him from saying anything more. So now, whenever someone from the show spills a spoiler, fans say that they're going to get locked up in Lauren's basement.
Person 1: Hey, have you watched the interview between the main casts of Voltron?
Person 2: I did. Jeremy's going to go back to Lauren's basement again.
-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ΛlΙr.Ιn ΛboΚ.bΙrt/)
Noun, sexual act,
The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,
"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"
Always has to be the center of attention, man stealer. Chicken nugget stealer. Spontaneous and chill. Needs to wax.
Your friend is such a Lauren dude
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