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When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.
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When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.
I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.
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Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.
Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda
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Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.
A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.
Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.
GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!
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a vagina that lacks initiative
a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up
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A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.
That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.
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A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.
"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."
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